Apart from this we have our bedroom spanking implements which are either used for fun or more serious spankings. These are few and far between though as Bear thinks I'm good. Haha! My favourite out of these is the belt down the bottom. My least favourite is what Bear calls the cricket bat which he made me write on. He uses it like he's hitting a cricket ball and making runs. Can be fun if not too hard, which he tends to do more times than not. He is either a soft spanker or full strength, nothing in between.
Then there's our kitchen implements which are on hand for a quick spanking if necessary over the kitchen bench. We did have some Teflon spatulas which unfortunately found their way into the rubbish recently. No my doing, Bear through them away after one melted when he was doing a bbq. I'm hoping the metal one follows them shortly also as that packs a nasty punch.
We did try to buy some implements online from overseas sites but the postage was way too much so Bear refused to buy them. Unfortunately we haven't found anywhere within Australia so far to buy any.
Have a good week everyone
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Nice collection Lindy, those kitchen implements look ouchy!
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Roz those kitchen implements are ouchy especially the metal one. Hope that disappears soon.
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You've made an interesting collection out of pervertables Lindy. I don't like the look of that metal spatula at all though. Are you sure you can't get Frankie to bury it now he's a bit older?
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Rosie I would love Frankie to dig a huge hole to bury that metal spatula. It is really nasty.
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In my opinion, except for his hand, leather is always better. And kitchen implements always seem to be the worse...
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Totally agree Abby hands are wonderful for a nice relaxing spanking. Then the belt and the rest can be buried out the back yard.
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Ouch to that metal thing!!!
ReplyDeleteIt is definitely ouch Eva. Wish it would disappear like the Teflon ones did.
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Love your collection. I see here a job opportunity! You and Bear should began making paddles and have your own distribution site in Australia! He can do the cutting, you can sand and then you could work together on quality control and testing! Think about it.
ReplyDeleteQuality control and testing. Mmmm that sounds like fun PK, wonderful idea. Might run it past Bear see what he says.
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Nice collection Lindy. i don't like the look of that metal spatula. I like my canes but for other implements I prefer leather.
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I way prefer leather too Ronnie. Not sure if I'd like a cane but willing to give it a go. Want to send one???? Haha!
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Gosh Lindy, I wouldn't have that metal thing any where in my kitchen just in case!
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You're lucky you have all yours in the bedroom Jan. I'd prefer if it took a hike.
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Lindy,
ReplyDeleteI really like your show and tell collection. Plus PK's idea is one to really consider.
Meredith
Thanks Meredith. PKs idea is great, will tell Bear abut it.
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Fun to see all your implements. I love my husband's hand best. :-) That metal spatula must go. :-) Hugs
ReplyDeleteTerps hands are nice for a spanking. Sometimes can be very hard though. Yes the metal spatula needs to go.
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ouch - that metal one looks downright evil! and I like that you've written "Spank Me I've been naughty" on that wooden paddle! LOL. what a brave one you are!
ReplyDeleteYep the metal one is evil. I used to leave the cricket bat out when I felt like a spanking. That's why I wrote that one it.
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Lindy, I also dislike BBQ tools, although I surely do love the food coming off the grill.
ReplyDeleteI am curious about the long purple implement in the first picture. What is that?
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Yes agree eating a bbq is much nicer then wearing one of the tools for cooking. The purple implement is a shoe horn. Quite stingy when applied full force.
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Hi Lindy, :) Looks like you have quite the collection of spanky things there! LOL on the writing on the cricket bat! That one does not look pleasant! Even more so- that metal spatula looks fierce! Looks like one could get a laceration from that, if not very careful. I think that you need to have a silicone spatula instead. If you would like, I will send you one. You can tell Bear that Katie says it is to keep the bbq spatula for bbq. Silicone is for spanky business! LOL! Many hugs,
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Haha Katie, thanks for offering to send me a spatula. think we should organise something like a secret Santa to send out spanky gifts.
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Nice Lindy! I'm with you in preferring the hand!
ReplyDeleteThat metal spatula looks absolutely gruesome!
The hand wins all the time, Minelle. Might have to hide the metal one although I can imagine Bear buying a replacement.
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That metal one looks evil!
ReplyDeleteIt is definitely evil and I'm so glad it doesn't come out too often Lea. My fav is the belt.
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The paddle looking one, is that for beer? We have 2 of those downstairs and now that I see that one of yours I am shocked that hubby hasn't thought of that... However 🤐 My lips are sealed... But now I will giggle to myself every day when I see that 😂
ReplyDeleteMy lips are sealed also, I promise not to tell your hubby about our beer paddle. My hubby calls it his cricket bat and it comes out quite regularly at the moment being summer down here. OUCH! Good luck hope your hubby doesn't discover it. LOL!
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Haha, thank you😂 I'm sure the farther into this we get he will figure it out... But I will play the waiting game on this one and see when he finally thinks of it on his own 😂🏏
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