Bear was preparing chicken fillets to bbq whilst I chopped the vegetables. He took out the lethal metal spatula from the draw and walloped my behind. Ouch, ouch, ouch is all I can say, it hurt so bad. Looks like Bear has found himself a new spanking implement, so I better be a good girl from now on. Hopefully this doesn't pay too many trips to my poor behind.
Thank you all for sending your positive vibes and crossing fingers, toes, eyes and everything else. Wish it had of worked but thems the breaks, you win some your lose some. Better luck next time.