Awesome week

Its been a fabulous week down under.  Firstly with the pumpkin incident.

Thursday was Australia Day.  Bear and I had such a wonderful day relaxing and spending time together.  Bear prepared a delicious meal with bbq lamb steaks, followed by mini pavs he made from scratch. 

Thanks to our Katie and Rob I had an awesome cranberry martini with my dinner, whilst Bear had a beer in his own Papa Bear stubby holder

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We finished the night with some spanky fun and MFL. 


Yesterday and today  has been glorious weather.  Friday must have been perfect air currents as there were heaps of hang gliders flying over our house.  This looked amazing  to us but the puppies obviously felt threatened barking no stop at them.

We had another cruise ship Europa,  in today so luckily Mother Nature played nicely by putting on her finest sunny day.  Along with the cruise ship there's Cirque Africa in town.  Bear and I headed out after lunch to go buy tickets for a 1pm session.  On arrival we were told todays session was               12 o' clock.  The ticker lady asked if we were interested in the last session tomorrow morning BUT once she told us the price our eyes popped out of our heads.   Way out of our price range!

WE then took a stroll to see the cruise ship market where Bear bought a new decoration for our mantle piece, a tug boat.  Took heaps of photos of the cruise ship, then noticed our Sammy the seal putting on his own show for the visitors to our town.  Unfortunately he was a bit quick for some decent photos.

See the black blob, that's our Sammy waving, cheeky boy.

Even managed to do a bit more painting Minelle. Its starting to look alright now, thank goodness.

Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend.

Hugs Lindy xx

dinner time

Old mother Hubbard went to the fridge to start preparing dinner.
When she got there she did declare,

"We have no pumpkin at all."

Bear puffed up his chest  with a mighty roar yelled

"What ever do you mean?  Over my knee young lady."



"Please Sir not here as the puppies will see.
Can we go into the bedroom for some privacy?"

So off they trotted without delay.  Bear fetched the paddle, then pulled Mother Hubbard over his knee for a jolly good spanking.

"I'll teach you a lesson for having no pumpkin, my dear."


Whack..... whackity.... whack, whack, whack.

"I'm sorry Sir it won't happen again."

With a delicious sore bottom Old Mother Hubbard learnt her lesson.

It wasn't long before they were both laughing and enjoying some MFL.  Dinner was forgotten for the time being.

GRAND ILLUSIONS

I guess I had high hopes in my own ability to pick up a paint brush and instantly become Picasso or Leonardo Da Vinci.    No grand illusions left, sadly I'm just me!

The other day for my photo challenge the prompt was 'today'.  As we weren't going out anywhere exciting, I decided to pull my blank canvas out and try to paint this wonderful idea I had floating around my head.  Thinking it and doing it are two totally different things and I blew it BIG TIME.  Then cracked the poops even BIGGER.

Bear wasn't happy with my attitude, so grabbed me by the hand heading for the bedroom. He  was mighty swift to bend me over the bed and whack, whack, whack with his hand.  Then went to his bedside drawer to retrieve the table tennis bat, pulled down my knickers and let me know his displeasure about my 'tude with what seemed like a very, very  long volley of splats on my derriere.  I was soon apologising and begging him to stop.  My attitude was restored to being happy again even with a sore behind.
Think from now on I'll stick to my usual craft work and leave the painting to our more talented friend Minelle.

Good luck to all our USA friends.

Have a wonderful weekend everyone.
Hugs Lindy xx

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Happy New Year everyone, hope you all had a wonderful celebration with family and friends.
Its good to be back in the land after saying good bye to our visitors and now we can get back to being Darby and Joan again.  Don't get me wrong I love having D1 and little j here but I love being an empty nester even more.  So Bear and I can be spontaneous whenever the mood takes us.

I've got a few spankings in the bank which I hope aren't earning interest.  Waiting for the weather to cool so we can have some fun.  Yesterday it reached approx. 38c/100f, way too hot for my liking.  Even though we had both split systems going most of the day, it still felt like you could fry an egg.  D1 chose that day to drive home, silly girl,  goodness knows how she coped as she hates the heat.

Anyway  let me explain about my banked spankings.  Do you have labels on medication stating

DON'T DRINK OR DRIVE WHILST ON THIS MEDICATION.

Pfft!  I always thought it would never happen to me and have always had the odd glass of wine with my meds.  UNTIL recently I was in a really bad flare and just wanted to feel human.  Christmas day I had a cocktail, then Boxing day I had just one glass of wine whilst on pretty heavy duty pain killers.  Oops!  That was a huge mistake as for the rest of the week I was basically knocked out.  I walked around like a zombie having to hold onto things to stop falling over and stop the world from spinning.  Bear was furious with me, so told me when I'm better I will be having a discussion with his belt. EEEKKKK!

Then whilst D1 was here I didn't quite follow my diet ending up sick.  Well she's a bad influence leading me astray.  So Bear has made it a very strict rule this year I am to follow my diet right down to the very last morsel.  If I ever am tempted to eat anything which will affect me I will have a trip OTK.

  I thought this was him being funny  and didn't take it seriously so I ate way too many risky items with D1.  Dare to say that's my 2nd banked spanking.  Hopefully I don't bank anymore before I cash them in.

Luckily by NYE  I was off my pain meds so could enjoy a few cocktails made by my   sexy bartender Bear.

  Boy were they strong,  I'm not really a drinker and it only takes two glasses to set me giggling.  We saw the new year in watching the fire works from our back deck.

Will make my way around blogland this coming week to catch up on everyone's posts and reply to all the emails.

Have a good week everyone stay warm if in colder climate and cool if in the hotter parts like us.

Hugs Lindy xx