Bear lured me in with a nice back scratch last night using this implement.
It wasn't long though until the spanks started. Slowly at first, then full pelt whack, whack, whack for at least 7. I complained that's not fair, its supposed to be six of the best to which he replied, he loved the sound the back scratcher made. I didn't like the after feel from it as my bottom was burning for hours afterwards. Think I might have to find a nice hiding place for that one. Does anyone want a back scratcher?
Going to be taking a short break, sorry. I've ingested something which is making me sick and Bear doesn't spank when I'm sick. Will return as soon as possible.
Hugs Lindy and Bear xx
Hi Lindy, wow, congratulations on 125 posts! I always enjoy visiting here and am so glad you decided to blog.
ReplyDeleteBear does seem serious about the challenge! Hope you are feeling better soon. I love my back scratcher. Fortunately it has never been used for any other purpose. After reading this I hope it stays that way!
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Roz
Thank you so much Roz. I like my back scratcher used for its proper purpose.
DeleteHugs Lindy xx
Hi, Lindy. Sorry you've eaten something that disagrees with you, hope you feel better soon. Congrats on 125 posts!
ReplyDeleteRosie xx
Thank you so much Rosie. Unfortunately usually takes weeks for it to leave my system.
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Congrats on 125 posts! Your Bear seems to like wood as much as M does....I have never been spanked with a back scratcher...and I will take your word for how it feels...thanks for the warning! Sending healing vibes your way...hugs abby
ReplyDeleteThanks Abby for the healing vibes. Yes don't let Master near a back scratcher. NOT NICE!
DeleteHUgs Lindy
Hope you are well soon and Bear takes up the challenge. The possibilities for implements seems to be endless. I have learned that any tool made of bamboo is to be taken seriously.
ReplyDeleteSending a Get Well Downunder,
Ella
Thank you Ella. Yes this is quite nasty, don't want to be on the receiving end again.
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ReplyDeleteThose bamboo back scratchers are deadly. Hope your bum is better.
ReplyDeleteThank you Sunny. Definitely hiding this one.
DeleteHugs Lindy xx
Please feel better soon...thinking of you and sending hugs
ReplyDeleteThank you Terps.
DeleteHugs Lindy xx
Hi Lindy, we are up and running!
ReplyDeletelove Jan, xx
Great to hear Jan, will pop over to see your post. Have fun.
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Hi Lindy, isn't it ironic that just as Jan starts to catch up with you, your body lets you down. Get well soon and don't be in a hurry to make up for lost time.
ReplyDeleteThanks Don, it is ironic how that's happened.
DeleteHugs Lindy xx
Gosh Lindy, get better! I'm sorry you ate something that made you dick!
ReplyDeleteMy Scotsman won't spank when I'm sick either. He doesn't count the everyday swats though!
Get better soon!
Thank you Minelle, Hope you're feeling better now. Bear doesn't count the everyday swats either and some of them can leave a sting like a spanking.
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