He has been suffering with IPS (itchy palm syndrome). Every opportunity he found I was on the receiving end of hard swats. Now I think I've told you before Bear never spanks lightly, that also applies to his swats. His hand is like a paddle when applied to my derriere.
We had made soup in the slow cooker for Wednesday night, the day we met Kanga. Will diverge a bit first. I was making potato and leek soup, Bear decided it would be nice with a tin of tomatoes in it. Let me tell you DO NOT alter the recipe, blergh, it was revolting. Thursday morning said soup was tossed in the rubbish bin, slow cooker washed and I was attempting to put it away. For some reason it lives up the top of our linen cupboard, which is silly as it is so heavy.
To be able to put it away I had to climb the kitchen step ladder, Bear always has fun when I'm up on this. He handed me the slow cooker which I struggled to lift up to the top shelf. Whilst doing so, he whipped my jeans and knickers down to apply sharp swats to my unprotected tushy. Mind you where this cupboard is situated is a huge glass window, so both the back neighbours who are in a two storey house and our side neighbours could have seen our shenanigans.
THWHACK...OUCH...GIGGLE.....WHACK...OUCH....GIGGLE.....WHACK
By the time I had managed between fits of giggles to place the slow cooker away my tushy was stinging. I think Bear applied at least 12 or more HARD swats.
During the afternoon every time I passed him I copped a swat or two.
After dinner I was rinsing the dishes ready to stack the dish washer, when Bear grabbed me from behind for a cuddle. He then had the brilliant idea we should christen Kanga's brush, as I mentioned she gifted him in my previous post.
No warm up or anything. Up with my nightie and dressing gown, bent me over the kitchen chair and away he went enjoying every moment.
Wallop... ouch... Kanga said to do it softly.
What's the fun in that?
Wallop ...ouch too hard
Little tappy tappies please.
Yeah right no such thing in Bears books. Wallop.....whack......ouch.
Bear commented on how nice and red my tush was looking all the time applying one whack after the other.
Kanga I honestly don't know how you think the bamboo brush is nice. I can testify in my mans hands nothing is nice. LOL!
Yesterday I went out with some friends to a photo exhibition, on our return I invited them in for a coffee. Then spotted the brush on the table where Bear had left it. Luckily it has multiple uses, not like the time the canes were left out. OOPS! We need to be more careful. LOL!
Enjoy your weekend everyone.
Hugs Lindy xx
LoL Lindy, nothing like those random, unexpected swats. Glad you and Bear have been having some spanky fun. I wonder if the neighbours saw anything? LoL. I think Bear should be spanked for spanking you while you werd trying to lift a heavy object...just sayin :)
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Roz
I agree Roz! And for ruining the soup. 😉🤣
DeleteHaha good idea Roz but he tells me he is the spanker. Luckily I don't think the neighbours saw us. I would be so embarrassed if they did.
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So pleased to see the brush has come in handy. Be grateful I didn't choose the heavy wooden brush, or worse, the bath brush! (Insert evil grin!😉)
ReplyDeleteI'm curious about the neighbours too!
And it looks like I won't have to remind Bear about the canes. You've done that for me!
Hmmm....I wonder what I can bring on my next visit....🤣🤣🤣
I am so grateful you didn't go for something more sinister. My poor backside hurts enough with this brush. Might have to post it to you I think. LOL!
DeleteYou may visit empty handed next time.
Hugs Lindy xx
Yeah, that's not gonna happen 🤣🤣 And don't you dare post it back or I'll find a nasty bathbrush and send it directly to Bear!
DeleteSounds like you all are having a wonderful time! It always seems to me that bamboo is such a light would it wouldn't hurt so much - wrong. It's terrible, it nearly enough to make me behave. ( I said nearly)
ReplyDeleteHaha PK, I think I'm with you, the bamboo brush will definitely make me behave. Would you believe that!
DeleteWe are having lots of fun, hope it lasts.
Hugs Lindy xx
Delightful to read. By my experience, most times, the intensity of the spanking is due to the strength the implement is used with, not the implement itself. Two exceptions were a implement from DWC long time ago that was simply unbelievable, when used lightly, and a cane also from DWC that was so whippy and uncontrollable.
ReplyDeleteThe fun spankings show spring is in the air at your place. Have fun
bottoms up
Red
I would have to agree Red. If Bear used implements lighter it would be awesome. Its full strength or nothing with him though. Waah! Spring is in the air, yay. Good bye winter blues.
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Spank, spank, spank away, Bear! Miss Priss needs all the swats she can handle! LOL! That's for encouraging Hoss when you kept insisting that he use that darn Gold Bond for something other than it's intended purposes! Glad Kanga Jo gave Bruce the IPS. Sounds like things are really going well for you two right now! Love to hear that!
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Oh no don't encourage Bear thanks Baker. His hand is very itchy lately.
DeleteKanga and I are getting on fine. although she keeps threatening to message Bear. Now that's not nice, HEY?
Hugs Lindy xx
this post made me smile :-) Hugs
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IPS, love it!
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