Spank me Sir!
I wasn't feeling very submissive the other day, shock horror. Yes I know when is Lindy not submissive. I was feeling very rebellious so decided to go out for a tattoo. The tattoo artist showed me several books with all sorts of pretty tatts. It was really confusing, so it took a while to make up my mind. Then I spotted the perfect tatt......A BEAR.
Might have to go back to have a word with this tattoo artist. LOL!
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Have you ever watched Steal Magnolias, where there is a scene they think Shelby has been driving nails up her arm?
Steal Magnolias - dialysis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUVgUYvWKXA
I'm not sticking nails up my arm or having dialysis just to put your minds at ease. This happened Tuesday as they had so much trouble finding a vein for the canula. I had been nil by mouth since 4am. and scheduled to have my scope at 1.30pm which was delayed until 6.30pm. Fourteen and half hours without fluid does not make for very good veins. The surgeon had to find it himself and this is the result of his handy work.
Thank you all so much for all your beautiful messages on here, face book and emails, I really do appreciate them. We had a different result to what we expected which is fabulous news, still waiting on pathology results from some samples taken. I have to change my diet to include way more fibre/roughage. Already thought I ate heaps, apparently not. When I came out of the anaesthetic I thought the surgeon said to include corn, nuts and seeds. You know bird seed?
So Bear went out to buy me heaps of things we thought would help.
wrong wrong wrong
Thank you girls I really appreciate your help. Hopefully now I'm on the right track, so will be all up from here to a healthier version of the person I am today, as I said in FFF.
One positive thing this week my wonderful Bear took me to see a movie as a reward. It was nice as we don't often go to the movies. Funnily enough it looked like we were going to be the only two in the cinema until the lights went down. Then two females snuck in separately and made a hasty dash out at the end. Goodness knows why.
Also this is the view from my hospital bed. I was last cab off the rank, so day surgery ward was closed. I was taken to a normal ward with a window view. Makes recovery so much better.
Have a good weekend everyone.
Hugs Lindy xx
hi Lindy, I am so happy about your tests, glad you had fun at the pictures too. We are off to see it soon, grandbaby has finally left! We just need a long nap to recover....
ReplyDeletelove Jan, xx
Thanks Jan, have a good rest. Enjoy the movie and hope you have some nice spanky fun after.
DeleteHugs Lindy xx
So happy to hear your results,,,,that is some bruise, this has been quite the ordeal. Now you can breathe again, get used to your new diet and you and bear can resume some of your normal..and not so normal...activities. hugs abby
ReplyDeleteThanks Abby, really looking forward to being back to our activities.
DeleteHugs Lindy xx
It seems only fair that as we get older - lasted longer, we should be able to eat anything we like! Shame it's not true. Glad the test is behind you and there has been no bad news. I say go for it - get the bear tattoo!!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks PK, I agree its not fair we can't indulge in whatever we fancy. Are you daring me girl???? LOL!
DeleteHugs Lindy xx
Lindy,
ReplyDeleteNo tattoo here........... I probably would never ever sit down again and the pain of the tattoo would hurt too. Get well, eat better and we are rooting for you.
Meredith
Thank you Meredith, our men must think the same regarding tattoos.
DeleteHugs Lindy xx
Well, you had me going there for a minute, Lindy! Glad the bruise will heal quickly. And what fine news! I am very happy to hear that everything was positive.
ReplyDeletePay close attention to the fiber content on the package. Just because it is sold as a "healthy" food does not mean it has fiber. You will find it easier to attain a weight goal, too. Fiber is great for FFF girls.
Sending Happy Hugs Down Under!
Ella
Thank you Ella. I will be checking contents with a magnifying glass. LOL! Hopefully the positive side will be weight loss.
DeleteHugs Lindy xx
Lindy, I’m so glad to read this upbeat post. That’s some bruise, hope it fades quickly! The cinema trip sounds fun, I had a good laugh at the thought of the two women furtively watching the film and dashing away at the end.
ReplyDeleteRosie xx
Thank you Rosie. It made me laugh also seeing them dash out as if they were embarrassed to expose their identity. Little do they know about Bear and I. LOL!
DeleteHugs Lindy xx
Enjoyed your post! That tattoo artist did a number on you, my friend, you ought to get your money back! Lol! I for one am thankful to know you are not "driving nails up your arm!"
ReplyDeleteGlad you do not have to eat bird seed either. I got a giggle at your "movie theater company". They sure would have quite the giggle if they knew who you two are! Lol! Happy to see your positive post!
--Baker
AWW Baker, my friend, thanks for the push in the right direction.
DeleteThat's exactly what I thought with the two women, if they knew what Bear and I got up to behind closed doors, wouldn't they have a fit.
Hugs Lindy xx
Hi Lindy,
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed reading this.You are brave getting the tattoo! What a bummer the way it turned out...not for your bum I hope lol.
I had a giggle at your description of the trip to the movie too lol.
So glad that the procedure is now behind you and for the positive news. Sending positive thoughts and prayers for the pathology results. Ouch, that is one heck of a bruise!
Hugs
Roz
Thank you Roz, the trip to the movie was interesting.
DeleteHugs Lindy xx
Hey Lindy ... cute tattoo story! ... wanna get another type of 'just for fun' tattoo? (they are kinda realistic so your Bear might have just the reaction you don't (or do?) want!) I often think about getting a tattoo but for now, I occasionally buy 'just for more fun in the bedroom', temporary tattoos. I bought one of these (a heart that said 'I love you') and slipped into Frank's valentine card. To find them, Google 'King Horse tattoo' on Amazon Aussie. They have an amazing collection and they are a fairly good quality as far as temp tattoos go. Good for a giggle (or a spank :>)) ... nj ... xx
ReplyDeleteThanks for the idea of a temporary tattoo Nora Jean. I will have to investigate that. Wonder what Bears reaction would be.
DeleteHugs Lindy xx
That web site is fabulous NJ thank you so much.
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Hey Lindy, You had me on the tattoo story. I was just imagining telling Eric that my buddy got a big old BEAR tattooed on her body. He's not a tattoo guy but loves drawing on my ass with a sharpie after a good spanking. ;)
ReplyDeleteHope that "bean" goes away soon. Thinking of you.
Amy
Thank you Amy, I can just imagine Eric's reaction if it were true. I think the sharpie idea is fun.
DeleteHugs Lindy xx
Oh goodness, I hope you heal quickly. Finding a vein can be such a bitch!
ReplyDeleteI like tattoos, generally. As long as they're meaningful to the person. I have two, both ideas I sat on for a long time before putting them on my body.
I agree Lea, a meaningful tattoo is really nice. Definitely hard finding a vein when so dehydrated.
DeleteHugs Lindy xx
Lindy,
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear things are loking ok... well except for the bruise...
My hubby doesn't like tats either so I can sympathize.
Liked your story about the movie lol.
Ah, if they only knew...
Hugs,
Jlynne
Thank you Jlynne. It was so funny seeing the two women. Goodness knows why they had to sneak in and out.
DeleteHugs Lindy xx
Glad to hear the positive results of the tests. Sorry it caused such a bad bruise. Glad you enjoyed the movies. Hugs
ReplyDeleteThanks Terps, its the price I paid for my veins hiding. LOL!
DeleteHugs Lindy xx